I Piss Poetry July 4, 2011

I Piss Poetry By Tom Miller © FREDInk Productions Revised and edited by Tom Miller on Thursday, January 19, 2006 Sloppy Drunks There’s a fine line between Socially lubricated and Drooling scum bag I get funnier when I’m drunk Or at least it seems that way to me But I’m not a sloppy drunk Like [...]

i stuck my heart with a typewriter and sopped up blood with these pages July 2, 2011

i stuck my heart with a typewriter and sopped up blood with these pages by tom miller “Never confuse the author with the speaker.” — Professor Clay Arnold once there was a maggot born with human intelligence he wanted to be a butterfly, moth, frog anything but a fly the maggot turned and writhed and [...]

Touch The Monkey July 2, 2011

TOUCH THE MONKEY By Tom Miller (C) 1993 FREDInk Recordings Touch The Monkey By Tom Miller This was my chance. Koko Anna, world renowned clown was in my bed and ready for action. “Remember, you have to use protection.” She said in that goofy clown voice. And so I produced a Trojan Maxi-size and somehow [...]

Poems, Etc. by Tom Miller – January 1999 December 6, 2009

end of the year i haven’t written much lately but there is still drinking smoking cigarettes and marijuana all the poet’s vices and idea makers and shakers with the split pea soup on the pot and fingers on the run pecking out more of a ramble than a poem this poet enjoys the gold in [...]

TOM MILLER – world class writings – a collection of poems and stories November 13, 2007

i is so stupid hi me ernie me dumb i got all nine fingers in my mouth i got a job my job to sit right here and not get in trouble i not smart i not know much but i know one thing me ernie that my name napkin i blow my nose into [...]

half hour of drunken poems from common grounds coffee house in gainesville, florida by tom miller November 13, 2007

2:43 P.M. june 14, 1999 how to write a poem a brand new top flight pad of legal yellow a black felt tip expresso extra fine point wrote a poem about god how he killed the most people in the bible read it back and threw it away “well,” i said, “there’s one.” for the [...]

Duck Farts by Tom Miller November 12, 2007

Duck Farts By Tom Miller © Jan. 2006 – FREDInk Productions Introduction In all my years of professional writing, I have never written such a professional book as the one you are about to read. The level of story, typing and craftsmanship surpasses my greatest previous works by leaps and bounds in terms of the [...]

in the arse of the european pronunciation of ass by Tom Miller November 12, 2007

in the arse of the european pronunciation of ass – a non-sense book using new writing techniques developed by tom miller – by tom miller  Contents three aliens fred fartenmapants judy’s tit problem questions of logic judy’s tit problem – a follow up fact: a funny thing happened a couple of lady lizards tom miller [...]

Bad Booklet by a Particularly Bad Poet by Tom Miller November 12, 2007

Bad Booklet by a Particularly Bad Poet By Tom Miller © May 1996 FREDInk Productions The Glory of the Poem Oh, glory to thee The poem – the poem Feel my angst I am so angry And my forlorn loves All four of them Believe me to be Bad in bed And a waste of [...]

Duel Action Chainsaw by Tom Miller November 12, 2007

Duel Action Chainsaw By Miller © May 1997 FREDInk Records indiscriminate new age music playing in the background and chicken simmering in the cacciatore sauce me and my first glass of red wine first of the day this my first poem of the day and me on a black bean bag before my computer picking [...]